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Cure Demotivational Poster


GINGER KIDS - When will they find a cure?




SUICIDE -


TAGS: suicide day comic fish balloon secure rope heavy rock parallelism
Rating: 4.05/5

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agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 5:49 pm
Simple and strong... love it! 5L
Fatt Matt - December 29, 2009, 5:41 pm
Good find on the pic. Short/sweet delivery. Well done, sir!


SPARTA -


TAGS: sparta joke cure is old
Rating: 4.09/5

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Reality Lord - December 15, 2011, 5:47 pm

please post this to moti-twist as well :)


IRISH CURE FOR EVERYTHING -




SATURDAY, WAIT - And Sunday always comes too late But Friday never hesitate




THE OTHER SIDE - What the travel brochures don't tell you...




ONE WORD MY DEAR - Vagisil Seven years is a long time to suffer from something like that!


TAGS: movies rashes cures
Rating: 4.81/5

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MissPriss - June 17, 2012, 2:50 pm
Thanks Bull and Bone.
Bull - June 16, 2012, 11:44 pm
2 as in "as well" of course this gets a big 5!!
Bull - June 16, 2012, 11:44 pm
LMAO 2!!!!
BoneCD - June 16, 2012, 11:07 pm
LMFAO...5L


Awry -


TAGS: sick twisted cure hannibal
Rating: 4.95/5

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mizzdizz - April 1, 2015, 1:19 pm
Choked on coffee! LOL! Very true! There is no cure! 5 L
Sho - May 18, 2013, 7:54 am
insta-faved!


HELICOPTER PILOT -


TAGS: life time day work job last flight dream magic ecureuil rescue mountain giulio me italy quote
Rating: 2.88/5

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agdaniele - July 15, 2009, 10:05 pm
....or snooping in hot sunbathing chicks' back yards.


I'm Not Sick -


TAGS: sick vs twisted difference cure
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - October 18, 2015, 11:28 pm
Was thinkin' of ya when I made it sis...thinkin' of ya!
mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 8:05 pm
Nice take on an old favorite joke, Prissy! Still makes me laugh! 5 LOL lions!
MissPriss - September 26, 2015, 11:44 pm
thanks 'cern ya sick bastrad...teehee!
concern3 - September 26, 2015, 4:45 am
excellent a 5er


RELIEF - That single glorious moment the anxiety fades once your team figures out where to hide the bodies.




PANDA PASSION -


TAGS: panda mate scientist cancer cure
Rating: 5/5

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falloutghoul - March 30, 2013, 9:32 am
So does Ebola, and at least cancers can be treated.


HOME REMEDIES - Cured more things than a bowl of chicken noodle soup ever will.


TAGS: cures soup
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 11:40 am
See and all I like in mine is a few ice cubes...talk about opposites!
CloudchaserS - December 15, 2012, 5:36 am
I like a good whiskey too. Last 750 I got was Wild Turkey 101. I added enough cayenne pepper to it to make it firewater in more ways than one
MissPriss - December 14, 2012, 12:10 pm
Wow....and I like whiskey! We should go bar hoppin' one night. Thanks for taking a peek at the pic Cloud.
CloudchaserS - December 14, 2012, 11:09 am
I like Shiner beers :-)


GREAT THINGS MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WISHES HE SAID -




MASTURBATION -




SECURE - sarfleet security there is a reason they only live for few minutes


TAGS: secure
Rating: 4.04/5

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spacedog - December 30, 2009, 1:06 am
Nice one, elf25s.


Cure -


TAGS: constipation cure lion animals
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 26, 2015, 11:58 am
LOL!! YUP! In 3 . . 2 . . 1.. Lunch!!! This is GREAT!! 5 LOL lions, Weeping one!


THERAPY -


TAGS: laughs cure all ills cubby
Rating: 4.87/5

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tellitlikeitis - February 9, 2011, 11:29 pm
This is great!
Reality Lord - February 9, 2011, 11:25 pm

sweet. reminds me of this chick i married once....meh.


SECURE -


TAGS: secure safety pins love
Rating: 4.82/5

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Airman - November 10, 2010, 6:54 pm
2 chicks man
Faceplant31 - November 10, 2010, 6:47 pm
@ airman - at that rate it better be anything you want to f*cking call it!
rerun - November 10, 2010, 6:45 pm

nope, it is considered ownership
Airman - November 10, 2010, 6:44 pm
Is $1000 a night considered Love?


MOTIFAKE ADDICTION -




BISCUITS AND GRAVY - Almost as good as bacon.... Almost.


TAGS: it s still a wonderfull hangover cure
Rating: 3.36/5

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whatukno - November 15, 2009, 11:58 pm
excellent serving suggestion.
iamjet - November 15, 2009, 11:42 pm
Do what I do and crumble some BACON up in that motherfucker!


STOCKHOLM SYNDROME - Liberal or Conservative, You're a Hostage No Matter the Agenda.


TAGS: stockholm syndrome is there a cure
Rating: 2.45/5

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BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 4:15 pm
5 say it out load's


Cooties -




MOTIFAKE ADDICTION -




CHARITY -


TAGS: help breasts cure save cubby
Rating: 4.56/5

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rerun - July 3, 2010, 12:15 pm

Chartity begins at home, make sure you help your wife check hers for lumps on a daily basis (strictly for medical/health reasons)


ALIBI -


TAGS: secure alibi prevents your ass from bites
Rating: 4.31/5

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Hawamleh - November 20, 2010, 9:21 am
Great Minds Do Think Alike, And I Think You Need Five More Lions For Your Collection.


SPLITTING HEADACHES -




THE CURE -


TAGS: cure bee hands
Rating: 3.05/5

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Derek - August 2, 2009, 11:27 pm
Honey as lube? You know... it could work!


CURIOSITY -


TAGS: life time human nature boredom cure death expendable people stupid choice suicide dorothy parker quote
Rating: 2.96/5

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Derek - August 26, 2009, 7:21 pm
Death cured Dorothy Parker. I'm sure it would work for curiosity too.
BoneCD - August 26, 2009, 1:56 pm
You know giulio your stuff just gets better and better


DIAMONDS -




NO CURE FOR CANCER - [about cigarettes] The filter's the best part. That's where they put the heroin. Denis Leary


TAGS: no cure for cancer denis leary
Rating: 2.25/5

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Mongo - June 2, 2010, 1:39 pm
"Rescue Me" begins anew this month!
TokinFire - June 2, 2010, 12:59 pm
Fuck you, Leary. Bill Hicks had the better jokes, you hack. "Here's my plan for stopping smoking: first I'm gonna lose one lung, then I'm gonna lose the other one, and that's it."
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2010, 3:13 am
Meat tastes like murder and murder tastes good.....1L


HONEY,DID U SECURE THE LAUNDRY ? - what else ? land mines ? u know it gets ugly when some one try to steel ur clothes


TAGS: honey did u secure the laundry
Rating: 2/5

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Derek - November 22, 2009, 1:59 am
Pretty bad situation in the country if you need that kind of security for your clothes.
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 10:21 pm
One in a list of "isn't" questions here.
DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 10:05 pm
Isn't "Someone" one word?
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 9:57 pm
I'll stick with Zed's nicer assessment of this one. I needn't be me all the time.
Zed - November 21, 2009, 9:49 pm
This would be funnier if you left out the text-speak and learned how to spell.


Compromised -




OK Dad, explain -


TAGS: hell i ve secured a place
Rating: 4.58/5

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Reality Lord - August 16, 2013, 4:51 pm

lol...tooooooo cute


ANY NEWS SINCE I SAW YOU LAST? - Well, Dan brought his new girlfriend by What was she like? All her tattoos are spelled correctly


TAGS: manicure chitchat
Rating: 4.53/5

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agdaniele - July 7, 2010, 8:57 am
LOL!
spacedog - July 6, 2010, 6:26 pm
Heh. High 5 Airman.
Faceplant31 - July 6, 2010, 4:13 pm
Nice. 5L


Insecure Women -




RACISM -


TAGS: racism cure colorblind
Rating: 4.36/5

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pzykosiz - April 7, 2011, 8:09 pm
probably rainbow, otherwise we'd offend people
ICEMAN - April 7, 2011, 8:00 pm
Depends, what color is it?
rerun - April 7, 2011, 8:00 pm

somehow I don't think "chromatically challenged" would have flowed
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:57 pm
Would you settle for "retinally retarded." You'll get to ride the short bus.
ICEMAN - April 7, 2011, 7:55 pm
We colorblind folk prefer the term 'chromatically challenged'.
TheOne - April 7, 2011, 6:21 pm
Intense.


SALT WATER -




PMS EMOTIONAL CURE -




MORALE IS SECURED - WELCOME TO THE DEID. NOW DROP.


TAGS: morale secured deid
Rating: 2.09/5

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TheSarge - July 28, 2009, 9:57 am
So....what?...Did he not have thats pogues coffee ready or something?
CyberFreq - February 18, 2009, 1:10 am
Shit, those pushups suck balls.
Hah. - August 28, 2008, 9:43 pm
Leave it to 46 to make the gayest motifake ever.
Whats my pant size? - June 29, 2008, 5:38 am
OHH MAN THATS WACK!
PO Tron - June 27, 2008, 10:01 pm
Thats pretty "Don't ask don't tell" of you.


Medicinal -


TAGS: vintage ads medicine smoking cures
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 21, 2017, 10:45 pm
Depends...what colour is it?
MissPriss - May 21, 2017, 10:45 pm
I could probably do a pick up too if my wrinkles weren't as deep as my voice from the medicinals. Ya know how hard it is to pick up fellas when they think you're one too? OHHH truck. Got ya.
MissPriss - May 21, 2017, 10:39 pm
They had standards back then!
Cannabal - May 20, 2017, 10:45 pm
Doctor, I'm coughing up blood, is that a good thing?
concern3 - May 18, 2017, 5:02 am
If what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, I should be able to bench press a pick up truck. Nice, UP yours
Silverheart - May 17, 2017, 11:53 pm

Children under 6?! Wow.


Second Opinion? -


TAGS: doctor woman husband talking sleep cure
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:25 am
Naaaaah, I want to hear all his secrets! LOL! 5L!
Bandit5906 - February 6, 2015, 4:26 pm
Fat chance of that!
GaryO - February 6, 2015, 8:34 am
nice thought


I was your cure and you were my disease. -


TAGS: cure disease saving killing me
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - April 17, 2016, 5:34 am
Thanks, Cern.
concern3 - April 17, 2016, 4:32 am
Excellent choice in picture for the quote, UP yours
Rick69 - April 16, 2016, 7:09 pm
Thanks, Rerun. Getting a tad nervous from all this mod attention.
rerun - April 16, 2016, 6:07 pm

damn, superb
Rick69 - April 16, 2016, 3:37 pm
Thanks, Vern.
lgvernon - April 16, 2016, 3:06 pm

This is really terrific. WAY UP!


Hiccups -


TAGS: cure is worse than disease
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 15, 2015, 1:28 am
ROTFL!!! yes, the sudden appearance of an angry bear would probably cure even the worst case of hiccups!!! Luuuuv it! 5 ROTFL lions, yuk-yuk! Oh. by the way. Thanks for the raging case of hiccups! Now where was that bear again----


DEMOTIVATED -


TAGS: motivation incentive inspiration cure concern
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - November 23, 2015, 12:00 pm
Absolutely my favorite movie, Now you know what kind of sick guy you're dealing with my brothers


cure for the common cold -




Miracle Cure -




stress -




failure -




PERSCRIPTION MARIJUANA -




CHANCE -




Ped Egg Power -




HANGOVER? -


TAGS: ultimate hangover cure
Rating: 3.4/5

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mizzdizz - June 6, 2015, 8:10 pm
Its obvious some of you are offended... When you have a hangover to beat all hangovers, have you ever said, "Will somebody just shoot me and put me out of my misery?" Tequila is especially good foe inducing that particular reaction. So is red wine.


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